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Dear Pastor, All Your Daughters Gave Me Nails

Bro. Zeru: Good afternoon Pastor
Pastor: Hey, Brother Zerubabbel, How are you?



 
Bro. Zeru: I am not fine sir, I need to see you
Pastor: Okay, let’s quickly see now
 


Bro. Zeru: Pastor, I joined this church in high hopes to settle down
Pastor: Okay



Bro. Zeru: But all your daughters ,they ganged up against me.
Pastor: No, they wouldn’t that. 


 
Bro. Zeru: Ha, Pastor, you don’t know them o, they are terrorists.
Pastor: No, I disagree on that. Maybe you want to say they are well taught. 


 
Bro. Zeru: Pastor, are you the one sir that taught them ni? Seven ladies I proposed to in good faith, all of them gave me nails, in fact, they gave me spikes, I need the balm of Gilead right now.
Pastor: You must have been doing something wrong. Jesus already took all your nails on the cross. Any nail you receive now is as result of foolishness. 


 
Bro. Zeru: Ha, Pastor!
Pastor: You joined this church three months ago. You have asked seven sisters out. That is an average of two sisters every month.


 
Bro. Zeru: Pastor, you taught us that we should not give up, that we should keep pressing until we have victory.
Pastor: You’ve got it twisted.


 
Bro. Zeru: How, Pastor?
Pastor: This ladies you asked out, how did you know they were meant for you?


 
Bro. Zeru: God told me sir
Pastor: God told you about seven sisters in three months?


 
Bro. Zeru: Ehmm, it’s one by one sir, not at the same time.
Pastor: No, you should have married all of them together. 


 
Bro. Zeru: Ha Pastor, are you angry?
Pastor: Did you inform anybody in the leadership of the church about your proposals?


 
Bro. Zeru: I wanted to get consent first.
Pastor: That was one of the reasons you never got consent. You have no regard for order. 


 
Bro. Zeru: The first sister I proposed to wanted to slap me
Pastor: Who is that?


 
Bro. Zeru: Sister Faithful
Pastor: The one in the choir?


 
Bro. Zeru: Yes.
Pastor: How old are you?


 
Bro. Zeru: I am twenty seven sir
Pastor: Do you know that the lady you asked out is thirty five? And that she is married?


 
Bro. Zeru: No, pastor, there is no ring on her hand o. And she looks young?
Pastor: That is the kind of embarrassments you get into when you disregard church process put in place to forestall such scenarios. 


 
Bro. Zeru: But God spoke to me.
Pastor: Stop saying that. You spoke to yourself. Your adrenalin spoke to you. God is not an author of confusion. 

There is a difference between the voice of lust and the voice of God.
 
Bro. Zeru: I thought I heard God.
Pastor: How often do you read your bible?


 
Bro. Zeru: When I am in church sir
Pastor: And then you say God spoke to you? Without consistent reading and studying of God’s word, you can’t trust what ever voice you think you heard. 


 
Bro. Zeru: I knew I made a mistake with the first sister, because two weeks after, I had a dream that my wife is the sister that would wear red shoes to church the next day. A man in white appeared to me.
Pastor: (Laughing) You must have drank Garri that night you dreamt


 
Bro. Zeru: Pastor, it is not laughing matter
Pastor: So who wore red shoes to church?
 


Bro. Zeru: Sister Bunmi
Pastor: That sister is engaged to a guy in UK
 


Bro. Zeru: But I dreamt sir
Pastor: Dreams have three sources , God, devil and you! It depends on who you heard. 


 
Bro. Zeru: O my God
Pastor: You see, you were too much in a hurry. You need to settled down first. Get grounded. Forget about sisters now, and concentrate on building your life first. You don’t even know how to hear God yet


 
Bro. Zeru: How can I learn to hear God?
Pastor: Forget about relationships for now. Seek to know God first. God will eventually take care of that by causing things to work out together for your good.
 
Bro. Zeru: I will try sir
Pastor: If you keep running around telling every sister that God spoke to you, you will soon be a source of live comedy. 


 
Bro. Zeru: I will try sir
Pastor: How many books have you read on relationships?


 
Bro. Zeru: ehmmm
Pastor: None. Okay. I will assign Minister Sylvester to disciple you. 


 
Bro. Zeru: Ah Minister Sylvester? I prefer Minister Darasimi sir
Pastor: So that you can propose to that one too abi?


 
Bro. Zeru: No sir
Pastor: Now, go and study more of your Bible, okay


 
Bro. Zeru: Okay sir.
Pastor: We will talk later.
 
Notes: Take your time. Know God first. Do not be in a hurry. Inform the leadership of the church of your decisions.

I pray for you, you will not miss it in Jesus name. God will lead and guide you into His plans for you this year in Jesus name.
 
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CONFESSION FOR THE DAY
I am patient and wise
 
PRAYER FOR THE DAY

Lord, help me to be wise and patient

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY 

Rom 8:7 (KJV)  Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.

ACTION PLAN FOR THE DAY

Study your Bible

READ THROUGH THE BIBLE IN ONE YEAR 

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Dunamis & Sophia are facilitators of Kisses and Huggs Club. They are ministers, writers, conference speakers, relationship counselors and marriage...

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